Porn Resort?

So, my dayjob is writing boring copy for boring websites. Every once in a while it will get interesting, but most of the time it's bland boring work. This is why I spend so much time working on this site and why I'm always so broke. Ha.

Anyway, so I did this job recently for a website on resorts. I found this resort with very suggestive pictures. They seemed to be suggesting that certain types of sexual activities would be going on there... check out these pics I grabbed from their site--now, mind you--I didn't doctor any of these at all:

First off, this is an American resort--what's this topless chick doing on the beach?

Another topless chick! And some dude's spotted her!

Lucky dude!!

With this next pic, the resort seems to promise lesbians some complimentary action from the staff. Check it out:

This resort isn't in Las Vegas, either, so this type of thing is legally questionable.

Finally, if they don't get a lot of customers off of this pic, I'll be shocked. This one suggests that you can get foursomes going--look at this pic of a happy man and woman getting shtooped from behind--on the same bed!

WHAT IS AMERICA COMING TO??? SEX RESORTS?

Eh, actually... I wonder if they take Paypal...