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— thepete (@thepete) February 1, 2017
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#WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong? https://t.co/GuQSZzHsfX
— thepete (@thepete) February 1, 2017
Torgo is my homeboy. #ManosHandsOfFate pic.twitter.com/u3td9EshbP
— Tucker (@TuckerBrennan) February 1, 2017
1) hey #OrrinHatch stop being a #hypocrite--you #Republicans were obstructionist for 8yrs. 2)you think Dems have any other choice but2fight? pic.twitter.com/KdLsKoLire
— thepete (@thepete) February 1, 2017
Let this be a lesson to any dissenters (read the screenshot from the bottom up). #45 will fire you if you don't toe the line. Maybe worse. pic.twitter.com/0Kt6nhaC81
— thepete (@thepete) January 31, 2017
— IM🍑HIM (@ziyatong) January 29, 2017
Lies upon lies. Refugee vetting process already takes over a year, often two. https://t.co/RzObBAu3MA
— David Simon (@AoDespair) January 30, 2017
"Extreme vetting" sounds like a rejected chapter from George Orwell's 1984. #ExtremeVetting could also be a soda from the 90s https://t.co/1Yw8uUCaJE
— thepete (@thepete) January 30, 2017
Sure seems that way... https://t.co/ZEUZw32gMt
— thepete (@thepete) January 30, 2017
Barbie (and the rest of us) can't BELIEVE all the lies... Read more: https://t.co/BLIJzCGxlD #comics #webcomics pic.twitter.com/VWdX7pPam2
— thepete (@thepete) January 30, 2017
Barbie (and the rest of us) can't BELIEVE all the lies... Read more: https://t.co/BLIJzCGxlD #comics #webcomics pic.twitter.com/VWdX7pPam2
— thepete (@thepete) January 30, 2017
This is brilliant. @VicBergerIV crushes it. https://t.co/N5ZG8u4nwi
— Tucker (@TuckerBrennan) January 29, 2017
Would have been even better if cancer deaths were included. https://t.co/nlkIseulbo
— thepete (@thepete) January 30, 2017
Peaceful protesting won't make a difference with a dictator in charge. https://t.co/qw2uEGaW6i
— thepete (@thepete) January 30, 2017
@IvankaTrump she wore it better pic.twitter.com/w2m7EsajTp
— cx cope (@cxcope) January 29, 2017
#WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong? https://t.co/enMn9jumb0
— thepete (@thepete) January 29, 2017
To be fair, the child could have been radicalized. 😂🤣😭😫😖🖕#MERICA https://t.co/UPYJmj3CQo
— thepete (@thepete) January 29, 2017
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States https://t.co/gTs71IlS73 via @theonion
— jeremy scahill (@jeremyscahill) January 29, 2017
@EarthCam trying to access the camera in the Washington Monument--it appears to be offline. Any idea what's going on? pic.twitter.com/wMA0lkZmU6
— thepete (@thepete) January 27, 2017
Who did THIS?! pic.twitter.com/MAknAB9wAr
— thisisyourconscience (@lincolnablades) January 27, 2017
Sure would be nice if we had some responsible adults in charge of things in this country. https://t.co/uWR7jER1uW
— thepete (@thepete) January 27, 2017
Jon "Feere"?!? Is that last name pronounced like "fear". If so, you can't get much more on-the-nose than that! -_- https://t.co/RVtt202g2r
— thepete (@thepete) January 27, 2017
A brilliant expose of how screwed #Trump's personal privacy/security/immediate ear-space is. Thanks our leader's smart phone. https://t.co/APxvBBFpw5
— thepete (@thepete) January 27, 2017
So much love for @BadLipReading!! https://t.co/InapXk7vcD
— thepete (@thepete) January 27, 2017
Trump wants to publish a list of crimes committed by immigrants. This is literally something Nazis did to Jews https://t.co/DFjQVuMOU3 pic.twitter.com/6riBpI4yPI
— Brian Kibler (@bmkibler) January 26, 2017
Trump Claims Two Shot to Death During Obama’s Chicago Speech Except That’s Not True https://t.co/9lj4sZgmFE pic.twitter.com/JpnpupRemv
— LawNewz (@law_newz) January 27, 2017
Trump Claims Two Shot to Death During Obama’s Chicago Speech Except That’s Not True https://t.co/9lj4sZgmFE pic.twitter.com/JpnpupRemv
— LawNewz (@law_newz) January 27, 2017
President Trump’s first seven days of false claims, inaccurate statements and exaggerations https://t.co/OiCtXrp3Dl
— HoneybadgerLA (@HoneybadgerLA) January 27, 2017
#thepete #podcast 2017 #3: #Trump as President Week 1 https://t.co/axVd04GnRu #thepetepodcast
— thepete (@thepete) January 27, 2017
#ZING! (Nice one!) https://t.co/g7u015I8rR
— thepete (@thepete) January 26, 2017
From 2006: Billy and Barbie muse about being lied to Read more: https://t.co/BLIJzCGxlD #comics #webcomics pic.twitter.com/nwsb4bbniM
— thepete (@thepete) January 26, 2017
From 2006: Billy and Barbie muse about being lied to Read more: https://t.co/BLIJzCGxlD #comics #webcomics pic.twitter.com/nwsb4bbniM
— thepete (@thepete) January 26, 2017
The emperor has no evidence. pic.twitter.com/CczFqYzRAx
— thepete (@thepete) January 26, 2017
This video also includes a good example of why #AlternativeFacts are bad to trust--especially when your blood boils for revenge. https://t.co/bnNhRRA1ps
— thepete (@thepete) January 23, 2017
See also @culturejedi on net neutrality as a civil rights issue: https://t.co/JXvY6tUgwD
— Anil Dash (@anildash) January 23, 2017
I haven't tweeted a link to the petition demanding Trump release his taxes yet so here it is! Go sign it! https://t.co/kUBrJuUWpf
— thepete (@thepete) January 23, 2017
Billy knows just what to do now that Trump is in the White House Read more: https://t.co/BLIJzCGxlD #comics #webcom… pic.twitter.com/DuWpnfq2UO
— thepete (@thepete) January 23, 2017
Billy knows just what to do now that Trump is in the White House Read more: https://t.co/BLIJzCGxlD #comics #webcom… pic.twitter.com/DuWpnfq2UO
— thepete (@thepete) January 23, 2017
Hey, @NeilTyson! Does this mean some folks ARE entitled to their own facts now?!? Wow! My own opinions AND my own #AlternativeFacts!! pic.twitter.com/8rCBq581bq
— thepete (@thepete) January 23, 2017
Seems appropriate that @KellyannePolls coined the phrase #AlternativeFacts today then! Perhaps it was in honor or Orwell? https://t.co/gDcJOVulsb
— thepete (@thepete) January 22, 2017
Sean Spicer releases new photo showing true size of crowd for Trump's inauguration #spicerfacts pic.twitter.com/s5wkeS78e9
— vicentes (@vicentes) January 22, 2017
Saw tweets floating around re: #HR193, a bill that will withdraw the US from the UN. It's real: https://t.co/3Uhcs0YtqG
— thepete (@thepete) January 22, 2017
Pls RT. #insanity
After the #WomensMarchNYC protest march ended, I found a sea of discarded protest signs & spotted my favorite being stepped on. #WomensMarch pic.twitter.com/yF9xLDXu5z
— thepete (@thepete) January 22, 2017
So, what does an entire country do when they cannot trust their leader? #askingforafriend https://t.co/GK3LmsfmHC
— thepete (@thepete) January 22, 2017
"I am not free, while any woman is unfree." #womensmarch pic.twitter.com/xFFWzc2SIn
— Robin Thede (@robinthede) January 22, 2017
Nice typo.... pic.twitter.com/DcAww2hZTj
— Coalition Tea Lady (@ItsBouquet) January 22, 2017
In HISTORY, y'all. I'm so proud of all of you who marched THIS is a movement. #TheResistance #WomensMarch https://t.co/7VcxK25iYn
— #TheResistance (@AynRandPaulRyan) January 22, 2017
That's great but now what? We all know #Trump is a liar? What does our perfect American system do about it now? https://t.co/BVvtJ9mkHE
— thepete (@thepete) January 22, 2017
This guy has it straight! #WomensMarchOnWashington pic.twitter.com/Mi9Jgc8H7Q
— L May (@LDMay) January 21, 2017
Woman's March on Washington didn't yield a single arrest, according to D.C. Homeland Security Director https://t.co/zcChdT0hJ0
— NBCWashington (@nbcwashington) January 22, 2017
Tonight on "When Facts Attack!" Oh, #Trumpy! Why are you so afraid of accuracy? https://t.co/pTzt9r6KI7
— thepete (@thepete) January 22, 2017
Wow--that is a TON of people who don't like #Trump! I wonder if he is the most protested man in America! I bet he is! https://t.co/Y5wteBdGOH
— thepete (@thepete) January 22, 2017
Finishing the #WomensMarch #WomensMarchNYC https://t.co/y1HniJ53eB
— thepete (@thepete) January 21, 2017
One of the better signs today (though there were. LOT of great signs!) #WomensMarch #WomensMarchNYC pic.twitter.com/OmzVoyHeYz
— thepete (@thepete) January 21, 2017
This protestor wins the protest!! #WomensMarchNYC #WomensMarch pic.twitter.com/wIf4oGvc8z
— thepete (@thepete) January 21, 2017
#NotoriousPresidentDJT thinks America wants him to be president. All these people at #WomensMarchNYC & this sign say otherwise. #WomensMarch pic.twitter.com/MdYBGmlybP
— thepete (@thepete) January 21, 2017
Yep! Definitely some people down here! And I'm one of them! #WomensMarchNYC #WomensMarch pic.twitter.com/ahuJVWJShc
— thepete (@thepete) January 21, 2017
Inspired by the introvert sign. (Has to be small because my shoulder is killing me from yesterday.) pic.twitter.com/uTRb359OG1
— The Aforementioned W (@willaful) January 21, 2017
"Buy american", hat @POTUS gerade gesagt. pic.twitter.com/YsxF7T15fT
— Florian Klenk (@florianklenk) January 20, 2017
Hitting the streets for the #WomensMarch? Here's our guide to how to protest safely and legally: https://t.co/uHijfeuH4r pic.twitter.com/MCdh6rVrzT
— Lifehacker (@lifehacker) January 21, 2017
— Liam Stack (@liamstack) January 21, 2017
Silencing National Park Service twitter feeds. Greeeeeat... https://t.co/bIboUVu0I3
— thepete (@thepete) January 21, 2017
Can't tell me Dick Cheney didn't have an extra cowboy hat he could've given his old boss.Come on, they went through the #warcrimes together! https://t.co/DDpKvmmBrY
— thepete (@thepete) January 21, 2017
They both look miserable. Is Melania allowed to speak on her own or is she only allowed when the Donald says it's cool? https://t.co/AB1zIl4RdM
— thepete (@thepete) January 21, 2017
Whaaa? Trump lied to us?!? No way!! Wait--he lies all the time. Throughout the campaign and after and it didn't matter a lick. Now what? https://t.co/gKO4cJGqis
— thepete (@thepete) January 21, 2017
#IMHO, this just won the Internet. Because: #CookieMonster https://t.co/iNpgKuqO3u
— thepete (@thepete) January 21, 2017
Thanks for the reminder. Unfollow. https://t.co/DH9pd2sIpi
— Evie (@evietoo) January 21, 2017
Everyone knows this guy's nickname is #MadDogMattis, right? I'd rather #DefSec go to someone with a nickname like #SaneFellowSmith. pic.twitter.com/fdC7HdEKtT
— thepete (@thepete) January 20, 2017
Shit--@TechCrunch is right! Now at https://t.co/3qjQvGand2 you end up with a page to sign up for updates from #NotoriousPresidentDJT. :/ pic.twitter.com/xCHe59ROaL
— thepete (@thepete) January 20, 2017
Shit--@TechCrunch is right! Now at https://t.co/3qjQvGand2 you end up with a page to sign up for updates from #NotoriousPresidentDJT. :/ pic.twitter.com/xCHe59ROaL
— thepete (@thepete) January 20, 2017
First they came for the gay... https://t.co/NxZ4HxAYiF #speakout #lgbt #humanrights #inauguration #Trumpistan
— Hjortur Smarason (@hjortur) January 20, 2017
"This is the day the people become the rulers of this nation again" says Donald Trump. pic.twitter.com/h7kwt6Ubml
— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) January 20, 2017
More like day 0.5. Actually, we're a little more than 2.5 hrs into the #TrumpRegime. So yeah, #Trump is doing a great job unifying us so far https://t.co/TlyKATsbsj
— thepete (@thepete) January 20, 2017
NEW: Riot police throw flash bangs at protesters on Washington, D.C.'s K Street, @errolbarnett reports https://t.co/AsjUerEVmy pic.twitter.com/KmswRFKIRZ
— CBS News (@CBSNews) January 20, 2017
True, but you have to admit, this has been coming for a long time. #TheAgeOfDumb really started with #GeorgeWBush's 2nd term. Maybe before. https://t.co/W7CJYUTZyD
— thepete (@thepete) January 20, 2017
From 2006: Billy wants YOU to NOT trust our leaders! Read more: https://t.co/BLIJzCGxlD #comics #webcomics pic.twitter.com/EZ1EO4ZKo8
— thepete (@thepete) January 20, 2017
From 2006: Billy wants YOU to NOT trust our leaders! Read more: https://t.co/BLIJzCGxlD #comics #webcomics pic.twitter.com/EZ1EO4ZKo8
— thepete (@thepete) January 20, 2017
Hands-up who's surprised? No one? Yep. #NotoriousPresidentDJT pic.twitter.com/LvZVuedfRY
— thepete (@thepete) January 20, 2017
And this is why I don't believe in a god, benevolent or otherwise. #Inauguration #NotoriousPresidentDJT pic.twitter.com/M9V6Au48yk
— thepete (@thepete) January 20, 2017
Yes we can.
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) January 20, 2017
Yes we did.
Thank you for being a part of the past eight years. pic.twitter.com/mjmr4RkxpV
The crowd size comparison, from 2009 and today. pic.twitter.com/iMYZy9PRK8
— Matt Viser (@mviser) January 20, 2017
📷 WHAT. ME WORRY? https://t.co/kOm48QXjq7
— Bryan (@coalspeaker) January 20, 2017
#TheBible works best when you #CherryPick your favorite parts & ignore the bits where walls are knocked down. #BattleOfJericho https://t.co/1JzLy0gSBq
— thepete (@thepete) January 20, 2017
Welcome to the club, Congressional Republicans https://t.co/4SIxVYxsDZ
— Meredith Modzelewski (@meredithmo) January 20, 2017
Why would I want to do that? I've been ignoring #Trump for decades why stop for the #Inauguration? pic.twitter.com/USy4a4MV3z
— thepete (@thepete) January 20, 2017
That's awesome but we probably shouldn't forget the drone war, the fact that Gitmo is still open, and the #DeporterInChief. #justsayin https://t.co/si8n1IQFJC
— thepete (@thepete) January 20, 2017
My uniform today. Yes we can. Yes we did. Yes we will again. Love y'all. pic.twitter.com/fv6Ys315V3
— Baratunde (@baratunde) January 20, 2017
This reminds me of stuff that happened in the early 1900s. Poor folks going after rich folks--violently. Now it's disenfranchised folks. https://t.co/uV2Wp3Jm4c
— thepete (@thepete) January 20, 2017
Wait--so the election WASN'T rigged?!? Also: is this the clone Hillary or real Hillary? https://t.co/N5Zedqovz1
— thepete (@thepete) January 20, 2017
An hour before the horrible event and it looks like #JonStewart and @StephenAtHome got a bigger crowd. SAD #Inauguration! #loser pic.twitter.com/xGBJGHxNR4
— thepete (@thepete) January 20, 2017
From a European magazine. pic.twitter.com/2AwnkQvNND
— ina pinkney (@breakfastqueen1) January 19, 2017
#WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong? https://t.co/EPsshVaDm8
— thepete (@thepete) January 20, 2017
Indeed https://t.co/EUpT1HXIfc
— Robert Llewellyn (@bobbyllew) January 19, 2017
Poor #Kanye doesn't get invited to the #Inauguration because he isn't "traditionally American" enough. AKA: He's not #WhiteAmerican enough. pic.twitter.com/Enxp6CIfaJ
— thepete (@thepete) January 19, 2017
We wont have access to safe water until 2020!!#WhyIMarch #FlintWaterCrisis #WMWYouth #Flint#MISOTS17 pic.twitter.com/gXOS4HQodU
— Little Miss Flint (@LoveMeLuLu22) January 18, 2017
My watch just told me what we should all already expect. #justsayin pic.twitter.com/rBeoFSBTjY
— thepete (@thepete) January 18, 2017
So, it's ok that he's going to run America like a stupid reality TV show? I never watched that show. Now I am living it. https://t.co/enpDTdJiLA
— thepete (@thepete) January 16, 2017
Well this is a good (hillarious) point. How #Trump can claim competence and be utterly unable to recognize when he isn't is just sad. https://t.co/FMxbV2AVw9
— thepete (@thepete) January 16, 2017
Billy & Barbie discuss the worst part of #Trump in the #WhiteHouse Read more: https://t.co/BLIJzCGxlD #comics #webc… pic.twitter.com/R0yiRrMFzq
— thepete (@thepete) January 16, 2017
Billy & Barbie discuss the worst part of #Trump in the #WhiteHouse Read more: https://t.co/BLIJzCGxlD #comics #webc… pic.twitter.com/R0yiRrMFzq
— thepete (@thepete) January 16, 2017
Then this just came down the pike. #DJT wants "INSURANCE FOR EVERYBODY" but "declined to reveal more details". To Donald I say: "GO OOOON?" pic.twitter.com/4EnkriLJfK
— thepete (@thepete) January 16, 2017
Yeah good luck with that #JohnBrennan. Not tempering his impulses is #DJT's jam. pic.twitter.com/I0tRPqPwvz
— thepete (@thepete) January 16, 2017
Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.#illustration #drawing pic.twitter.com/lhQDIYOgPR
— Virginia Poltrack 🎨 (@VPoltrack) January 16, 2017
@iamAtheistGirl @holesinthefoam pic.twitter.com/RaPu3ebf2g
— Joe Tarfu (@JoeTarfu) January 14, 2017
So, Trump pooped on a guy who literally bled for #CivilRights. Guess my last tweet had the date wrong. USA is already #DJT's personal toilet https://t.co/wcGbhgEIYc
— thepete (@thepete) January 14, 2017
Makes sense. This is what America will look like aft 1/21/17: Don's john. https://t.co/sdtBhevKmC
— thepete (@thepete) January 14, 2017
Still feel like it would be better for America if this was the new design for the quarter and not a coin most of America can't afford. https://t.co/fQqBMViAOR
— thepete (@thepete) January 14, 2017
"High-end Taco Bell" Am I the only one who thinks that sounds oxymoronic? https://t.co/JppeAhCFJ8
— Pigleston Pecanpants (@LilPecan) January 14, 2017
Catching snowflakes on her tongue. ❄️ pic.twitter.com/omfVkaPrfz
— IM🍑HIM (@ziyatong) January 14, 2017
Meh, he's just waffling based on whether the POTUS is a Republican or not. He's actually being consistent. Consistently biased, but whatevs. https://t.co/Cd6wiLhkvM
— thepete (@thepete) January 13, 2017
#thepete #podcast 2017 episode 2: #Obama's great but only comparatively https://t.co/AGTYvBZT1l #thepetepodcast
— thepete (@thepete) January 13, 2017
From 2006: Billy calls out the media's bias and Barbie proves it Read more: https://t.co/BLIJzCGxlD #comics #webcom… pic.twitter.com/kgRqki1uh7
— thepete (@thepete) January 13, 2017
From 2006: Billy calls out the media's bias and Barbie proves it Read more: https://t.co/BLIJzCGxlD #comics #webcom… pic.twitter.com/kgRqki1uh7
— thepete (@thepete) January 13, 2017
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Yep. We're all dead. https://t.co/o2e6RqH1cf
— The Irish Atheist (@Irish_Atheist) January 13, 2017
Get used to the Trump team's misdirection campaigns. You know, if you're not already. That's all the next 4 years will be. https://t.co/iTaZIRveqG
— thepete (@thepete) January 13, 2017
Truth https://t.co/lhQLfjynQa #meded #radonc pic.twitter.com/hN4aBm5a45
— Matthew Katz, MD (@subatomicdoc) January 13, 2017
You don't say! Considering they have their very own black site... https://t.co/VIpccYzjXu
— thepete (@thepete) January 13, 2017
So #adorable! #DJT thinks he & his "people" are competent enough to do their own wittle "intelligence" report! WHO'S INCOMPETENT?! YOU ARE! pic.twitter.com/nmBW4b4DSv
— thepete (@thepete) January 13, 2017
Just encouraging us white people to buy black people again! https://t.co/zYAAPxd98j
— thepete (@thepete) January 13, 2017
Billy and Barbie wonder if Trump knows who the biggest fool is! Read more: https://t.co/BLIJzCGxlD #comics #webcomi… pic.twitter.com/OCiy2Cv2zj
— thepete (@thepete) January 12, 2017
Billy and Barbie wonder if Trump knows who the biggest fool is! Read more: https://t.co/BLIJzCGxlD #comics #webcomi… pic.twitter.com/OCiy2Cv2zj
— thepete (@thepete) January 12, 2017
Well, this is not surprising. https://t.co/sNX0JDZed1
— thepete (@thepete) January 12, 2017
I'm not 1 of the many #LGBTAmericans in the US, but I am pretty sure they'll settle for the SAME rights (aka equal rights & equal treatment) https://t.co/ZugbvBCWVi
— thepete (@thepete) January 12, 2017
Judge orders ExxonMobil to turn over 40 years of climate change research. https://t.co/qFDBZ5w3cG pic.twitter.com/TyyQ2uo3Dv
— CNN Breaking News (@cnnbrk) January 12, 2017
Judge orders ExxonMobil to turn over 40 years of climate change research. https://t.co/qFDBZ5w3cG pic.twitter.com/TyyQ2uo3Dv
— CNN Breaking News (@cnnbrk) January 12, 2017
Reince Priebus repeats False claim that John Podesta's email password was "password" via @PolitiFactWisc https://t.co/qtze3c5jnD
— PolitiFact (@PolitiFact) January 12, 2017
It's a shame we don't have laws against lying... 😅 https://t.co/4VxTFdRQQ0
— thepete (@thepete) January 12, 2017
#GOP blatantly lies & We the People seem to have no mechanism for calling them on it. Bring relief to Americans? Stop lying & fear mongering pic.twitter.com/Xrikpv3zIb
— thepete (@thepete) January 12, 2017
Here's the very beginning of "fake news"..... pic.twitter.com/O4JAMgWVHC
— Jason Pollock (@Jason_Pollock) January 12, 2017
Well, this sort of tips his hand doesn't it? So, at least as far back as 2013, #Trump had a #boner for #Putin. https://t.co/dpEip3nYUC
— thepete (@thepete) January 12, 2017
#Tillerson to "face questions"! Ooo, I'm sure he's so scared to face the #RubberStampRepublicans! pic.twitter.com/lIj9rttDGS
— thepete (@thepete) January 11, 2017
That's not just a terrible idea, it's a terrifying idea. America is dumb enough as it is. Get rid if the DoE and America will be DOA. https://t.co/3SkBQ3WTx7
— thepete (@thepete) January 9, 2017
Because #DonaldJTrump is a #whiney, #spoiled #manchild, who can be baited so easily an "over-rated actress" can put him on the defensive. pic.twitter.com/C2IirFvZu2
— thepete (@thepete) January 9, 2017
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#thepete #podcast 2017 episode 1! Don't trust #journalists! https://t.co/6L11vK97SL #thepetepodcast
— thepete (@thepete) January 7, 2017
And as we all know this guy ALWAYS pays his debtors! pic.twitter.com/88v0yX4kRN
— Tucker (@TuckerBrennan) January 6, 2017