Entertaining? No. No. No. No. Not at ALL.Technically any good? No. No. No. No. Not at ALL. Saying this movie is crap would be insulting actual crap. Every single moment of the movie is contrived. Every line of dialogue in this movie sounds like it has come out of the mouth of a 14 year-old from New Jersey. (And I should know, I was one.) There's not one right thing about this movie.
How did I feel as the credits rolled? Perplexed - how could a movie be worse than Showgirls??? This is. Ben Affleck should stop acting. J-Lo is J-lousy. And the writer of this piece of UTTER crap, he should be put on a rocket and launched into the sun.
Final Rating? DNS (Seriously - this movie is really, really bad.)
So, you actually watched it all the way through to the credits?
ReplyDeleteYou know, it's been so long, I'm not sure I sat through the credits. Why? Was there some sort of twist ending after the titles? Like Martin Brest waking up, realizing it was all a dream and then blowing his head off so that he never has to actually make the movie?
ReplyDeleteHeh, actually - I kinda liked it, especially the horny J-lo scene, but I think I was under the influence of the fact that I was told how terrible a movie it was. I was ready for something much worse. We were ready to watch something else at the first sign of boredom, but ended up giving it a solid 6.5 out of 10 when it was over; a great rating considering our high standards.
ReplyDeleteWow--that's definitely higher than I would have given it on a scale from 1 to 10! But hey, everyone's allowed to have their own opinion. Personally, I found the J Lo horny scene (the one where she's doing Yoga and explaining Lesbianism) to be one of the least realistic scenes I've ever sat through. I feel like the Martin Brest (the writer/director) never even bothered to speak to a lesbian before writing that scene.
ReplyDeleteBut hey, I'm usually glad when people can get enjoyment out of something so bad. Hey, even I enjoyed this turkey, but for reasons the film maker probably wouldn't appreciate. :)
Thanks for commenting, Drumoon!