Have a closer look:
Bijon is some kind of "designer for men" and has nothing to do with a new type of mustard--although his name seems to be painted on the billboard in mustard. His tie is also made up mustard, it would seem. The main thing that puzzles the crap out of me is why he's maniacally laughing like that. Is it because men don't really need designers? Seriously--they don't. I mean, all we get to wear are pants, shirts and suit jackets--really, what's to "design"?
I just imagine this guy always laughing like that. Call him on the phone he doesn't answer it by saying "Hello?" He's just cackling madly. He's at the supermarket, trying to decide which is the freshes avocado--he squeezes one in curiously and then starts laughing madly, unnerving everyone nearby.
Then I picture this guy in a fender bender. The other driver tries to exchange insurance and other info with Bijon but can't because the bastard is laughing like someone just told him the one about the pope, the lesbian and the rabbi going into the bar.
Who is this Bijon guy and what makes him so happy???
Should we be worried? I look at that picture and imagine he's just said "...and then I will take over the WORLD!!!"
I take it you've never owned a really well-tailored suit. =)
ReplyDeleteWell-tailored? What do I need a "designer" for if all I want is a well-tailored suit? I get a good tailor for that. :)
ReplyDeleteJeez, between you and Tim--it's like a guy can't joke about shit on his own website.