More on the Lettuce Conspiracy this week--we came across some very shocking footage that lends some credibility to what the folks from F.A.I.L. claimed back in episode 35. There just might be a conspiracy to protect iceberg lettuce!!
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Watercress! I called it, didn't I? Mark my words -- ridiccio is not safe either!!
ReplyDeleteI'm stunned. And now ground beef is being recalled. What do you have left when you take away the meat? That's right. Iceberg Lettuce.
ReplyDeleteMeat also has that high iron content.
I'm afraid. Very, very afraid.
Actually, I heard today that now lettuce was also being recalled in some southwestern states!! Looks like they spilled a little e coli on themselves!! WHOOPS!
ReplyDeleteActually the lettuce that has been recalled is LEAF lettuce, not ICEBERG. I can only assume that the Iceberg Lettuce Cabal is bumping off the competition.
ReplyDeleteHmmm, good point!
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