The 5 Minute Show Episode 17 for April 24, 2006! ThePete pisses off Jesus!

The 5 Minute Show Episode 17 for April 24, 2006! ThePete pisses off Jesus!

A bunch of years ago I used to do a weekly video podcast called the 5 Minute Show. It was supposed to be a kind of homage to the Daily Show. For a while I did a fun story arc where I piss off Jesus :)  Here’s the first ep:

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In episode 17 of The 5 Minute Show, ThePete returns from his Easter celebrations to interview the man we celebrate Easter for—JESUS. This week Jesus helps with the cooking segment and gives ThePete a surprise he won’t forget!

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I’ll be reposting the next ep next week, but check out http://tv.thepete.com for more fun, cheesy comedy, in the meantime.

You Must Watch "CHUCK" Tonight! My Buddy Alexander Fazel is In It!!

My very good friend Alexander Fazel is an actor out there in Los Angeles and he manage to get himself a gig on the NBC show CHUCK. His episode, entitled "Chuck Vs. The DeLorean" apparently airs TONIGHT at 8pm on NBC and will also be available tomorrow on iTunes for just $1.99!! So, TUNE IN, PLEASE!
(Or iTune in, I suppose!) Watch for the Arab billionaire's sidekick, that's my buddy, Alexander :)

To help you spot him in the show, check out an episode of The 5 Minute Show that I shot with him back in June of 2006:



As you can see, he's pretty funny, a handsome dude and damn talented. So, be sure to watch Chuck, tonight! I will thank you and so will Alexander!!

You can check out more episodes of my webcast The 5 Minute Show here:
http://tv.thepete.com/tag/the-5-Minute-Show/

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The 5 Minute Show Episode 25: ThePete KIDNAPPED!

Wow--this was a crazy episode--I got kidnapped!! Luckily, the kidnapper shot video of me in captivity so we're using that for the show this week. Don't worry, I'm OK now, but WHEW! Scary stuff!! (Not really.)

The 5 Minute Show Episode 24: Gary TheIntern!

In this episode we get to meet Gary TheIntern! Gary thinks he should be taking over SiSi's co-hosting duties on The 5 Minute Show since she's away. But is he capable at all? WATCH AND FIND OUT!

The 5 Minute Show Episode 23: News of the Day

Yep, I still have more of these babies laying around! If you're just joining us (you know who you are) The 5 Minute Show was a video podcast I started waaay back in 2003, long before podcasts were video--which is probably why T5MS never got that popular. I stopped doing it shortly after the war broke and resumed shooting it in April of 2006 only to cease production again in December. Still, I think we did some fun (if not always good) work so I'm slowly reposting them all in the hopes that someone, somewhere, will find them interesting. To see other episodes of The 5 Minute Show please visit: http://revver.com/u/thepete/ or just head over to http://tv.thepete.com

In episode 23 of The 5 Minute Show ThePete and SiSi cover the news of the day! Including high-pitched news, clown news, puppet news AND MORE. Check out this awesome episode!! Thanks!

The 5 Minute Show Episode 22: BODILY MISHAPS!

IN this episode of The 5 Minute Show, ThePete and SiSi get visits from unwanted family members, Aunt Flow and Uncle Ralph. To make things worse, this episode's cooking segment involves raw meat and tender breasts.

The 5 Minute Show Lucky Episode 21!!

The 5 Minute Show gets to LUCKY EPISODE 21!! Sadly, ThePete and SiSi don't get lucky in coming up with ideas for the 21st episode of the 5 Minute Show. Watch and see what they DO come up with! You should be moderately frustrated. :D

The 5 Minute Show Episode 20 ThePete Goes Beyond Hell

In episode 20 of The 5 Minute Show SiSi hosts again, this time interviewing ThePete while still in Hell. Then, something truly horrible--ThePete suffers a fate worse than Hell, itself!! WHAT COULD THAT BE? Watch and FIND OUT!!

The 5 Minute Show Episode 19: ThePete from HELL

This episode brings ThePete back from the underworld--well, he records it from the underworld, anyway. Oh and if you like fey devils, you MUST watch this episode!!

The 5 Minute Show Episode 18: Bad Habit

ThePete was in hell this week, so SiSi takes over hosting duties and interviews a Catholic nun who answers questions about the problems facing the Church in today's modern world. Hilarity and semi-cheesy greenscreen effects ensues. Please watch. We like it when you watch.

The 5 Minute Show: Post-Easter Special

Checking in with Jesus!

In this episode of The 5 Minute Show, we check in with our Lord and Saviour, Jesus (yes, THAT Jesus) to see what he's been up to since His Resurrection. As a special bonus, Jesus helps us with the cooking segment!

The 5 Minute Show Episode 16: CUTIZINE

Ever have a situation where you're just overwhelmed with cuteness? In these situations it's easy to fall into a state of cutitonia, where one is simply unable to function normally. Well, in this episode of The 5 Minute Show, guest-host SiSi reports on a possible cure for excessive cuteness.

The 5 Minute Show Episode 15: Immigration!

In our second outing after going back into production, we got very creative and "edgy" by tackling a topic rich with comedy gold! IMMIGRATION! Or as we call it in America, "RACISM!" Haha, just kidding. Watch it and tell me you don't find it offensive. Al Jolson was never this funny.

In our second outing after going back into production, we got very creative and “edgy” by tackling a topic rich with comedy gold! IMMIGRATION! Or as we call it in America, “RACISM!” Haha, just kidding. Watch it and tell me you don’t find it offensive. Al Jolson was never this funny.

Oh and once you're done laughing at my offensiveness, be sure to stick around for a cooking segment that will shock you!

The 5 Minute Show Episode 14: The Return!

Three years after the last episode (episode 12) of the 5 Minute Show was shot I asked my friends if they wanted to go back to making more eps of T5MS and they said yes! Sadly, most of them kind of lost interest after a handful of episodes, so I found NEW friends to help me! But that's later. This episode originally posted on April 1, 2006 and does deal with the war and stuff, but it's pretty damn funny, I like to think.



Every time you watch 24 times, I make a penny. YAY!

The 5 Minute Show Episode 12: ThePete Covers TheWar

OK, this is the final episode of t5MS before a LONG break. See, it's hard to make funny when the war is on your mind. I don't know how Jon Stewart and his writers do it 4 days a week. I did it once and had to take three years off. :( Anyway, so, see if you like ThePete's coverage of the Iraq Attack!

The 5 Minute Show Episode 11: TheSerious About TheWar

This episode of The 5 Minute Show was shot the day I learned that the US had invaded Iraq. I found this pretty disturbing and felt weird about doing a "funny" video show that week, so I didn't. Don't worry, I don't stay serious very long after this episode. In fact, this is the second-to-last episode of The 5 Minute Show before a rather long hiatus. But don't worry, you won't feel a thing :D

The 5 Minute Show Ep 9 Anti-War Rally Finale

Here is the final episode following ThePete's adventures at an anti-Iraq War rally back in 2003, before the invasion happened. Sure, it didn't do any good, but there were a lot of hot women at the protest! :D But seriously, it was fun to go and experience all those people who think war's a bad idea.

The 5 Minute Show Episode 20030223 Anti-War Protest pt 2!

And here are the continuing adventures of ThePete at an Anti-Iraq War protest shortly before we went to war in Iraq. :(

The 5 Minute Show Episode 6: Another New Theme!

An all new cooking segment! A crazy Stool Sampler--ME! Yep, I interview a budding young film maker, ME. All right, not so young, not so budding... That reminds me, I have an OJ Simpson documentary I need to finish cutting. Damn!

The 5 Minute Show Episode 5: Columbia Disaster Reaction

Yeah, I am a closeted fanboy of space. You know, all that black, empty stuff out there? Yeah, I'm into that stuff. So, when the shuttle Columbia disintegrated on re-entry back in 2003 I decided to get serious for an episode of The 5 Minute Show. A mistake? Maybe--but I felt better afterwards. Maybe you will too.