The 5 Minute Show Episode 17 for April 24, 2006! ThePete pisses off Jesus!

The 5 Minute Show Episode 17 for April 24, 2006! ThePete pisses off Jesus!

A bunch of years ago I used to do a weekly video podcast called the 5 Minute Show. It was supposed to be a kind of homage to the Daily Show. For a while I did a fun story arc where I piss off Jesus :)  Here’s the first ep:

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In episode 17 of The 5 Minute Show, ThePete returns from his Easter celebrations to interview the man we celebrate Easter for—JESUS. This week Jesus helps with the cooking segment and gives ThePete a surprise he won’t forget!

Formats available: MPEG4 Video (.mp4)

I’ll be reposting the next ep next week, but check out http://tv.thepete.com for more fun, cheesy comedy, in the meantime.

The 5 Minute Show Episode 24: Gary TheIntern!

In this episode we get to meet Gary TheIntern! Gary thinks he should be taking over SiSi's co-hosting duties on The 5 Minute Show since she's away. But is he capable at all? WATCH AND FIND OUT!

The 5 Minute Show Episode 1

Waaaay back in 2003, I (and some friends) produced a video podcast called "The 5 Minute Show." It was just something we (or I) would throw together, usually on a Sunday, once a week. Generally, it's a comedy show, but early on I got serious for a few episodes (thanks to the war). Of course, comedy is relative--so, your results may vary ;) Also, you can see me when I had green hair and no beard. :) Oh yeah! And my wife is in this one, too!

I'm currently reuploading them to Revver (to hopefully make some money off of them) so I figured I'd mention them here. :) Please feel free to leave comments (good or bad).

Thanks!
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Ah, rendering! SO MUCH FUN!

T5MS Episode 43 On it's Way!

Just letting everyone know that episode 43 of The 5 Minute Show will be up by the end of the day. It would have been up this morning but iSquint choked on the raw dv file. :(

So, keep watching this space!

The 5 Minute Show Lucky Episode 21!

Check out the SPECTACULAR LUCKY EPISODE 21 of THE 5 MINUTE SHOW!!

That's right--it's our 21st episode of the show and we've pulled out all the stops!! Well, sort of. Just check it out!! (Don't worry, SiSi is in it, too!)

t5ms20060522.mp4

It's a lucky 13MB mp4 (all right, really it's a 12.3MB mp4, but "Lucky 12.3MB" doesn't work as well).

The 5 Minute Show Episode 20!

YAY! Finally the hellish story arch wraps up! Check it out as SiSi interviews ThePete who is spending his last few minutes in hell! Where will ThePete end up next? WATCH AND FIND OUT!!

t5ms20060515.mp4

It's a 19MB mp4 and it's hot as hell--for the last time!!

The 5 Minute Show Episode 19!

In this week's episode of The 5 Minute Show I broadcast from hell and believe me, I was in hell this week. UGH... Anyway, so click below and watch me interview a minion of satan on all of the great work George W. is doing for them. :)

t5ms20060508.mp4

It's a 20MB mp4 and it's positively HELLISH!

HAHAHAHA!

And I have no idea why this week's ep is 20 megs while last weeks was 5 megs less yet they're both 5 minutes long...

The 5 Minute Show Episode 18

This week, SiSi takes over the helm once again and brings us an interview with a nun that will make you think twice about refusing to convert.

t5ms20060501.mp4

It's a 15.04MB mp4 and it's ready to ROCK!

Oh, we're going to hell all right. Of course, I'm already there! (Watch last week's ep if you don't believe me...)

The 5 Minute Show Episode 17

Here it is! It's The 5 Minute Show for April 24, 2006! It features our most STUNNING and holy guest YET! You won't believe who it is! But have FAITH! Download or stream it now and be closer to You Know Who!!!

t5ms20060424.mp4

Is it hot in here or is it just me?

It's a 14.6MB mp4--enjoy it and be holy!

The 5 Minute Show Episode 16!

Wow--this week's show was a lot of fun to shoot. See, we found these three kittens under our building and TheWife got inspired to write a whole 5 Minute Show about fighting the ill-effects of overdosing on TheCute. In fact, she even hosts the show giving me some much-prefered time behind the camera. :) I think you'll agree that she's a great host.

Anyway, here it is!

t5ms20060417.mp4

It's a 14.3MB mp4 which should play just fine in Quicktime 7 or on your 5g iPod or your PSP. Please let me know if you have any trouble playing the clip.

Kittens, Work, The 5 Minute Show and Kittens...

It has been one hectic-ass week here at ThePete HQ! A week ago today we found those 3 kittens underneath our building. I've forgotten how much effort kittens are. Feedings several times a day and attention when they feel like whining (or the discipline to ignore them when they do). Been trying to look for more work while attempting to jazz up certain aspects of this site, but the kitties ae just taking a lot out of me. TheWife seems to be holding up fine, but I know I'm not the only one worried about the finances. :) So, Saturday I set up a custom theme for any posts in TheFunnies category, which I think looks pretty good--you can check it out here: http://thepete.com/category/thefunnies

Then on Sunday TheWife did the hard part and wrote this week's episode of The 5 Minute Show and she even hosted it! It was fun being on the other side of the camera for an episode. It's currently rendering in Final Cut right now and should be done and posted later today. (I think you did a great job, honey!)

As I'm typing this I've got the last of the three kittens to survive. We got fed up last night and ate two of them for dinner.

NOOOO, I'm kidding!!

A friend of TheWife's claimed two of them leaving us with "the laid back" one. We named them all just so we would know which kitten we were talking about and the one we still have we call "Skoshi." That's the Japanese word for "a little." As in "a little bit." I suggested the name assuming we'd not be keeping him/her (still can't tell) for more than a few days. Of course, now this one's totally grown on me and I don't want to give him away. He's so chill generally and seems like my kind of cat.

I need more "chill" in my life. :D

Another friend of TheWife's is interested in him/her but he can't take the kitty for a few weeks while he moves into a new pad. I'm thinking we should just keep Skoshi. I've grown attached to him/her and I don't like the idea of keeping him around for three weeks (or so) only to have to give him up after all that time. I think Skoshi is taking the loss of his siblings roughly and I don't want to uproot him again.

Last night when we put him in the cat carrier (he's too small to be left alone) he mewed and mewed for about an hour until he fell asleep. This morning when TheWife got up Skoshi was awake and mewing again. She had to run out to an audition so the poor thing was left by himself and kept mewing. I had to get up and pay attention to him or he'd never shut up. Of course, I was up until 5am working on the show, so I am about to fall over as I type this. Luckily, Skoshi has fallen asleep in my lap, so I'm hoping I'll be able to get him over to the cat carrier and then I'll climb back into bed for a couple hours.

Or not! I cracked my knuckles and he's awake again. Damn cat's too much like me. Wakes up on a dime...

OH well... wish us luck deciding what to do with this guy! (If you feel like helping with his vet visit, the "support TP.C" link above will tell you how. :D

I hope to get back to blogging/vlogging more soon and watch for the newest t5MS later today...

The 5 Minute Show Episode 15!

WOW--IT'S THE FIRST NEW EPISODE OF THE 5 MINUTE SHOW IN A WEEK! All right, well, it's impressive when you consider that the last new episode before this one was the first new one in three years... did that make any sense? Regardless, YOU'VE GOT TO CHECK THIS OUT! I can't believe what I did in this episode. Anyone who knows me knows I don't normally do what I do in this episode so:

CHECK IT OUT!

t5ms20060410.mp4

The mp4 is just 17MB--AWESOME!

I would have posted this earlier, but we found three kittens under our building and I had to help take care of them. More on them soon. :)

The 5 Minute Show Episode 14!

WOW--IT'S THE FIRST NEW EPISODE OF THE 5 MINUTE SHOW IN 3 YEARS!

CHECK IT OUT!

t5ms20060401.mp4

It's a 21MB mp4. SWEETNESS!!

(Yes, I know the ep is dated April 1, but Final Cut took longer than I expected to render, so it wasn't ready until today. :( )

OH YEAH, and I had originally labelled this as episode 13, but it's actually episode 14. Ep 13 was shot but never finished. :(

The 5 Minute Show Episode 12!

In this episode I decided it was time to take on some of the truly crappy coverage from the mainstream news on the war in Iraq. In this one I interview myself as an expert on Iraqi culture--of course the truth is, I'm just making this crap up--just like the real Iraqi experts on TV. ;) This ep was originally released on March 23, 2003

t5ms20030323.mp4

It's a 14.5MB mp4. HUZZAH!

The 5 Minute Show Episode 10!

Random crap plus the very last bit of cool stuff I got from that big pre-Iraq Attack protest in the heart of Hollywood, waaaay back in February of 2003. Here comments Gore Vidal made at that big protest and also learn about Patriot Act 2: The Quickening!! :D This ep was originally released on March 9, 2003.

OH yeah and I learned how to turn my computer monitor into a greenscreen.

t5ms20030309.mp4

It's a 14MB mp4. SUITE!

The 5 Minute Show Episode 9!

Here's part three of the 5 Minute Show's coverage of the big pre-Iraq Attack protest in the heart of Hollywood, waaaay back in February of 2003. :D This ep was originally released on March 3, 2003

t5ms20030302.mp4

It's a 12.7MB mp4. W00T!

The 5 Minute Show Episode 8!

Here's part two of the 5 Minute Show's coverage of the big pre-Iraq Attack protest in the heart of Hollywood, waaaay back in February of 2003. :D

t5ms20030223.mp4

It's a 13.1MB mp4. ENJOY!

The 5 Minute Show Episode 7!

Ah, well, if you noticed, we skipped from episode 5 to episode 7. Alas, episode 6 seems to be lost forever in anything better than a crappy Real Media file that isn't iPod ready. I had the original files that took to make the episode backed up on CD, but two of the 8 CDs that held the ep's footage got scratched in a spindle. I've tried three different drives to get the data off--it's just gone. I'll try to run the Real Media version from my laptop to my DVR which will then allow me to convert it to mp4 format for the vodcast. Alas, for now, we're skipping to episode 7 which is pretty timely, actually.

It's all about a huge rally in the center of Hollywood I went to that was protesting the Iraq Attack, which hadn't happened yet. This is the first in a series of 4 5 Minute Shows surrounding the protest and don't worry--I got (what I think is) some humor out of the event. It's not all hippie peaceniks preaching about peace and veganism. ;)

Anyway, so here it is!

t5ms20030216.mp4

It's a 13.3MB mp4. Hope you enjoy it!

OH and by the way, in case you're curious, I and my cabal of friends will be producing new episodes of The 5 Minute Show starting in March.

THE 5 MINUTE SHOW BREAKS DOWN THE IRAQ ATTACK!

Click here for previous episodes!	THE 5 MINUTE SHOW EPISODE 12 IS READY TO FLY! This week, The 5 Minute Show breaks down the truth behind the Iraqi people and why they're playing so hard to liberate. Download today! Each episode is under 10 mbs in Real Media but is between 10 & 15 mbs in Quicktime... STREAM REAL MEDIA EPISODE 12 DL REAL MEDIA EPISODE 12 DL/STREAM QUICKTIME EPISODE 12 (Quicktime version not recommended - it's file-size is huge and has crappy sound!) stream last week's Real Media episode dl last week's Real Media episode dl/stream last week's Quicktime episode (Quicktime version not recommended - it's file-size is huge and has crappy sound!)
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