You know that thing about Twinkies having a shelf life of 7 years?

Yeah, well, I call bullshit. They don't last one. I just tried to eat a Twinkie I bought before Hostess went bankrupt late last year and it was nasty! I also tried a Ding-Dong that I bought around the same time and it felt like I was biting into a Nestle Crunch Bar. That is NOT how it is supposed to be! Damn you, foul urban myths! Damn you for lying to me all those years as a child, Pop Culture!

Oh and damn you, Obama! Just cuz. I mean, everyone's blaming him for all kindsa stuff he didn't do, so why not blame him for Twinkies not lasting on a shelf for 7 years, too?