Monday, July 31, 2006

LADY IN THE WATER (2006)

Positive Experience/Entertaining? WOW, no. Not entertaining in the least. It was a big fat "HUH?" Every inch of the film was dripping with a "THIS IS IMPORTANT" sentiment, but we never got any real feeling of importance from it.


Technically any good? The script was a MESS. Aside from the completely vain choices of the director/writer casting himself as the writer character, this film is rich with horrible dialogue, crappy structure and no logical throughline. Seriously, there are lines of dialogue that don't even line up (as in one line doesn't logically follow the previous one), scenes that don't make sense and some of the most lame acts of contrivance I've seen since the last M. Night Shyamalan movie I saw (and don't even get me started on the racism). The acting is mostly terrible (Giamatti is, of course, GREAT, but that doesn't save the movie) including Bryce Dallas Howard who seems to be caught in that rare place you get in when you're trying to think of a word that just doesn't come to you. She was in that place FOR THE WHOLE MOVIE.


How did it leave me feeling? Baffled. How M. Night can continue to get money is beyond me. He must be a REALLY cool guy in real life because his movies suck so bad. This one is by far his most immature outing yet, feeling like it was made by a 14 year-old kid who thinks every idea out of his head is "so cool!"

Somebody revoke M. Night's Director's Guild card. He really doesn't deserve it and I think that's saying a LOT.


Final Rating? DNS - Do Not See--EVER. It's contrived, predictable, nonsensical trash.

Ballpoint Adventures for July 31, 2006

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The 5 Minute Show Episode 6 Lost Episode #1!

YAY! I've manage to dig up episode 6 of The 5 Minute Show. This was a lost episode for a long time because the original CD I had burned all of my files from this episode got a big scratch on it. These files included both the source files for the episode as well as the final cuts. I did export a Real Media version of the episode that I burned to another disc. Since no one digs Real Media, I converted it to mp4. So, if you're curious why this week's ep looks so lousy, that's why.

Anyway, so here it is! It was originally released on February 9, 2003 and includes:

weather check
a cooking segment
Something I Bet You Didn't Know segment
and a VERY special guest! ;)

OH, and me with very short, very blond hair.



Oh yeah and the really sad thing is that I still haven't gotten my OJ documentary on DVD yet (watch the ep and you'll know what I'm referring to) and my KnowThis blog got folded into my main blog years ago. :(

Anyway, it's a 15MB mp4 and is NOT Real Media--YESSS!

AH yes, one last thing--there is another lost episode that was shot, but never finished. I don't even know where this footage ended up, so I doubt it will be ever seen. So sad!! :( :(

For 2004 Election Theft Fun With RFK Jr. and Brad Friedman

Last week [http://thepete.com/jfks-nephew-bush-stole-election-in-2004/|I blogged a video of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. explaining to Stephen Colbert about how the 2004 election was stolen by the Republicans].

Here's a clip from Catherine Crier's show on Court TV that features more from RFK Jr. along with Brad Friedman, of BradBlog.Com fame, who is fighting to make sure American know how insecure we should be about our votes counting.

Sunday, July 30, 2006

INFOCOM, ZORK AND ME--it's a Nerd-Thing, You Wouldn't Understand [UPDATED!]

Back when I was a wee-lad and should have been out learning about girls, I would lock myself in the family computer room with the family Apple //e (IIe), fire up those 2 5.25" floppy drives and would enter into the world of ZORK.

Zork was a video game for people who used their imaginations. In other words, it was a text-based video game. Yes, that's redundant, but since my family chose to buy a computer instead of a game system I played whatever games I could get. The good thing was that Zork was a pretty awesome game. And, yes, I say that knowing full well that the graphics were up to the graphics processor inside my head--which is probably the most kick-ass processor around.

Part Dungeons & Dragons, part Myst, Zork had everything to keep an intelligent person entertained in a good way. This wasn't about running around killing people (or even monsters). It was about finding things, solving very abstract puzzles (the whole damn game was a puzzle, IMHO), and avoiding death at the hands of a grue.

It was just a lot of fun. Now, Infocom was the company behind it and they had a rough time when they weren't making Zork games (or other text-based adventures) they lived a fascinating, if somewhat short and rocky existence.

Now, you can read about that existence, and how Infocom went from a handful of college kids, to massive success, to quiet failure thanks to two online resources that we are pointed to by [http://www.joystiq.com/2006/07/25/infocom-from-zork-to-business-software/|a July 25, 2006 post] at Joystiq.com. First we have [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/issue/55/20|a very cool article] at EscapistMagazine.Com that talks about the rise and fall of Infocom. Then, you can check out [http://web.mit.edu/6.933/www/Fall2000/infocom/|The Story of Infocom, Inc] which is a huge online book available at the website for the university that was home to the college students who would found Infocom.

Ah, Zork... those were the good old days!


Oh and hey--a quick Google search and I found [http://www.xs4all.nl/~pot/infocom/|a page] that lets you play all of the Infocom games through a Java applet--SWEET! Too bad the new browser coming out for the DS doesn't support Java. Imagine how surreal that would be playing Zork on a DS??

CHRISTIAN FILMMAKER MEL GIBSON FLIPS OUT

I love it when God lets His children totally freak out and make asses of themselves.

;)

In case you haven't heard, Mel Gibson, the guy who made the bloodfest that was Passion of the Christ got arrested for drunk driving last Friday night. Now, I don't usually blog about stuff like this, but Mel's a Christian and, well, I'm an Atheist. I always thought that God was supposed to take care of His own if they believe in Him. I'm guessing his faith in God wavered allowing him to get drunk, hop in a car and yell anti-Jew slurs, swear words and more at the poor cop who pulled Mel over.

That did happen, by the way. TMZ.com reported on it in [http://www.tmz.com/2006/07/28/gibsons-anti-semitic-tirade-alleged-cover-up/|a July 28, 2006 article] where they detailed all of the fun.

Seriously, shouldn't God's power have been strong enough to keep Mel on the straight-and-narrow?

Really, what's with all this Christian propaganda if a guy who makes a movie like PotC can't even avoid straying once in a while?

What also cracks me up is that he spewed all that anti-Jewish stuff, yet he claimed after PotC came out (no, I'm not referring to Pirates of the Caribbean) that it wasn't an anti-Jewish movie and that he wasn't anti-Jew, either.

Now, I don't drink, so someone else will have to confirm that alcohol, in fact, removes inhibitions and does not actually make you hate Jews.

Oh yeah and another thing that I think is amusing is that TMZ.com is an AOL site. AOL is owned by Time-Warner, the company that distributed the Lethal Weapon movies. Aren't they shooting themselves in the foot here?

Saturday, July 29, 2006

TheJapan Pt 3 An Anime Tutorial for the Otaku Jadimasen

Before I get into the anime, I want to direct you to the photos of Danz in Tokyo. Check them out here:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/lost-moments/

They are amazing and very addictive. Before I knew it I had browsed through 10 pages of his stuff. Almost every shot has a character that pulls you in.

Now, anime, in case you didn't know, is what you call animation from Japan. Don't call them "cartoons" because that suggests that anime is kid-safe. Some of it is, but much of it is not. A good example of modern anime that you may have heard of is Pokemon or Yu-Gi-Oh. Both shows are aimed at kids neither do I watch. They're also both crap in my mind.

Now, in Japan, animation can not only be for adults, too, it can be ONLY for adults. Don't EVER show a kid under 17 Urotsukidoji or Bible Black! You probably shouldn't show a kid under 17 my favorite anime of all time, Ghost in the Shell though it's not because it's massive, disturbing porn, like Urotsukidoji and Bible Black. GITS does have a bit of nudity in it, but the themes in it are so deep no kid can keep up. I would never expect a kid to understand how cool it is to have a cyborg begin to wonder just where she stopped being human--or if she was ever human at all.

Pretty deep for a "cartoon" huh?

One thing you should think about is that even if anime is for kids, the Japanese tend to treat their kids as a bit more mature than we, in the west, treat ours. We assume that our kids would be horribly scarred by seeing any sort of realistic violence in cartoons. In anime, your kid might turn on his favorite show at 7am to see the lead blow someone's arm off. It doesn't happen often, but it does happen. Personally, I think this is good. Crime in Japan is virtually non-existent and I believe it's largely because they have a strong cultural line between violence in the media and violence in the real world.

I also feel like their media acts as a release valve that helps their stress and anger get expelled in other ways than committing violent acts. Of course, this is just my theory.

Anyway, so my favorite anime, as I mentioned is Ghost in the Shell. It's based on the manga (comic book) by Japanese artist Masamune (Mah-sah-moo-neh) Shirow (Shee-doh). There were two movies made as well as a TV series, which frankly, blows away the movies. They're all available on DVD in the US, so I highly recommend checking them out. They follow the adventures of an elite law enforcement agency in the future. Most of them are cyborgs in some way and their leader, Motoko Kusanagi, isn't always sure she's a real human being anymore since so much of her is cyb(er) and so little of her is org(anic).

It's an interesting dilema, for sure.

If you ever bump into a person from Japan, don't ask them about Ghost in the Shell. Ask them about Kokaku Kidotai which is the Japense title for the anime (Koh-kah-koo Kee-doh-tah-ee).

My second favorite anime is a show I grew up with as a child--in the form of a crappy American censored cartoon called Battle of the Planets. The original Japanese show (complete with characters dying in every few episodes) was called Gatchaman and is finally showing up in the US on DVD shelves. They had rereleased BotP with one or two original Gatchman eps, unedited, but there was such a demand that they caved and are slowly putting out all of the originals.

Gatchaman and BotP are both on the hokey side having been produced for kids in the early 1970s in Japan and the late 1970s in America. The story surrounds the adventures of a team of ninja-teens who battle the evil forces of Spectra (BotP) or Galactor (Gatchaman) who are bent on taking over the Earth. Both versions of the show present a wonderful message of team work without being unrealistic. That is to say, everyone works together, but often, they don't like it. Each character has his or her own talent but none of them are perfect human beings. So the show ends up having a lot of internal conflict which really helps kids (and even adults) learn how to better work together.

Now, there's plenty of anime that is just horrible. I can't stand a lot of it. However, you can pretty much trust a few of the bigger names out there. Some reliable titles are:

Ghost in the Shell
Gatchaman
(though it is hokey)
Full Metal Alchemist
Space Battleship Yamato
(hokey, but still powerful)
Metropolis
Akira
Evangelion
(crazy!)
FLCL
(pronounced Foo-Di-Koo-Di and is even more crazy)
Dead Leaves
(though it's NOT for kids)
Memories
Metropolis
Millennium Actress
(I cried during this)
Tokyo Godfathers
(I cried during this, too)

I could go on, but those are my immediate favorites. Anime can be feature films or half-hour shows. Sometimes they're even multi-45-minute-miniseries like the Cutey Honey miniseries they put out recently in sync with the live-action movie they produced.

Anime is huge--it's way bigger than animation is in the US. Here in America, animation is sort of a second-class-media. For kids, US cartoons rarely tackle serious topics or achieve the quality that would put them on the same level as Lawrence of Arabia or Citzen Kane. However, there are quite a few animated films from Japan that can make that claim. Like Akira, Grave of the Fireflies, and Spirited Away.

So, if you're sick of American media and are looking for something that will really change how you define "cartoons", give some anime a try. If you're not sure what to go with, feel free to comment below and I'll give you more suggestions.

I've got a lot more to talk about regarding anime. I've mentioned my favorites, but there's plenty more to explore so swing by next weekend for more on Japanese Animation and thanks for reading!

Friday, July 28, 2006

Ballpoint Adventures for July 28, 2006

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JFK's Nephew: Bush Stole Election in 2004

No, seriously--Robert F. Kennedy Jr. strongly believes that George W. Bush stole the election in 2004.

And you know what? (Surprise, surprise) I AGREE WITH HIM!

In a nutshell he says there were electronic manipulations of the votes, short-changing voting machines in black districts of Ohio and a whole lot more!

But why not listen to him explain in a clip from the June 12, 2006 episode of The Colbert Report?

Thursday, July 27, 2006

TheUsCast Episode 3!

THE RETURN TO SANTA MONICA!!

Well, it's less the "return" and more the continuation, really. But here it is, part two of our wandering around the 3rd Street Promenade in Santa Monica, California! Have a listen!!


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