Tuesday, July 6, 2004

Revenge! (LA Style!)

A link to this was sent to me by my pal Britt, it's a listing from CraigsList.Org (please pardon the swear words, all typos are left uncorrected):
Date: 2004-07-06, 1:13PM PDT


I’m sorry for putting my club on your steering wheel – Not!! I waited patiently for that parking spot and you blatantly cut me off and stole it right under my nose. When confronted you didn’t apologize, you just shunned me off like I was some low class citizen. Telling me to fuck off while flipping me off, how dare you!! You didn’t even look at me (your mistake there buddy) and you walked away as if God granted you that parking spot!! However, you made the mistake of leaving your window open, since you are physically much larger than me, kicking your ass was not an option. I thought about assaulting you with the club, instead I came up with something more creative. I was really petrified putting that club on your steering wheel. I was afraid someone might see me or that you might come back to your car and catch me in the act. Forget about getting the club dusted for fingerprints, I saw you place your hands all over it trying to get the damn thing off. Yes, I was watching you from a far, I couldn’t stick around much longer, because I was a nervous wreck somehow afraid of getting caught, even though I knew I got away. By the way, you really should do something about that temper of yours. I hope you learned your lesson, but I doubt it. The way you carried yourself that afternoon, you show no signs of being a humble person. My behavior was so out of character, but you brought out an evil side of me, look I’m even gloating about what I did. And you wanna know why? Because you DESERVED IT SSHOLE!!


this is in or around Los Angeles
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


Check out the original listing at CraigsList.Org.

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