Sardonica Majora: Attention Shoppers…
Just because your total today is $6.66 does not, I repeat, does NOT mean that Satan is going to rip through the floor and drag you back down into Hell with him unless you give me an extra fucking cent to make it $6.67.
One day last week, my first customer of the day came up with a $6.66 total….This would have been great if today was 6/6/06. To the time machine!
That was my birthday. Of course, I AM Satan. Why else would I have named my site website666.com?
