KILL ALL HOMELESS PEOPLE!

Yes, there's a new front for The War Against Terror, and that's homeless people! That's right--the USG is saying that terrorists could disguise themselves as homeless people in order to gather intelligence unnoticed!!

THOSE SHREWD TERRORISTS DON'T EVEN NEED TO WEAR MAKE-UP TO HAVE DIRTY LOOKING SKIN!

Hm... this makes me think about that homeless man's body I stepped over last night while walking back from the bus stop...

I thought he was just another dead bum, but could he have been a TERRORIST??

What could he have been gathering intelligence on while sharing sidewalk space with ants and weeds? Perhaps he is planning an attack on the In & Out Burger restaurant!?!?

NO! YOU TERRORIST BASTARDS! DON'T YOU TOUCH THE HOME OF THE BEST FAST FOOD BURGER ON THE PLANET!!

That's IT! I'm going to go back down there today and MAKE SURE THAT HOMELESS GUY IS DEAD! Because if he's a terrorist, MY WAY OF LIFE MAY BE AT RISK!!

But seriously folks, the USG has issued a warning that will cause a great many people across the US react similarly to the way I did above. Here's a quote from [http://www.kron4.com/Global/story.asp?S=3751485|an article] from AP.org and KRON4.com:

That vagrant in the subway may not really be a homeless person. The government says he may be a terrorist in disguise.
An e-mail message from the U-S Attorney's Office in Washington warns that some terrorists may be pose as street people to conduct surveillance of buildings and mass transit stations for future attacks.

The e-mail stresses that there is no known threat of an attack. However, the message says homeless people tend to go unnoticed, particularly in mass transit systems.

Police, fire and emergency personnel are advised to be aware of any vagrants who look unfamiliar or out of place -- a in a recent case in Somerville, Massachusetts. A police officer in Somerville became suspicious about someone dressed as a street person and discovered a passport from the Middle East or South Asia and a checkbook with a questionable address.

Copyright 2005 Associated Press

All right, so that's the whole article, but it was so damn short. This is just another example of where we and our leaders are making mountains out of mole hills or Tora Boras out of El Pollo Locos.

Targetting homeless people as possible terrorist threats smacks of some sort of Orwellian eugenics program. "Kill off the homeless because... uh... because... because they could be terrorists! YEAH! That's it!"

Man, I want to go back to Ediburgh... and stay there.