How not to prove a conspiracy (hint: it's very similar to how you don't prove God).

Yeehaw! I love me some good conspiracies, but this is kind of funny:

seriousissuescomedy asked

How come nobody in mainstream media or even on TWITTER or TUMBLR is mentioning anything about the fact that Hallibuton purchased Boots and Coots, an oilspill cleanup company, DAYS before HALLIBURTON performed a procedure on the rig that CAUSED IT TO BLOW UP? BP is the fallguy. Halliburton did this, and our leaders ALL have stock in Hallinurton. Our government is profiting from this spill.

See prisonplanet.com for more info.

I think you’re over-reaching this. Conspiracies are cool and they make sweet drama, but are rarely practical. This hits all three points.

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I’m not saying seriousissuescomedy is wrong, but dude—citing prisonplanet.com as proof of a conspiracy is a LOT like citing the Bible as your proof of God. It’s not exactly the same, but puh-lease—if that’s your only source, you might as well be trusting the Bible for all of your “facts.”

Or, almost as bad, Fox News.

Yeesh…

Oh and… politicians are making money from companies like Halliburton?

YOU DON’T SAY!!

Next thing you’re going to try to tell me is that they started the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq just to make money for themselves!

AS IF!

Wait…