Friday, September 15, 2006

SPINACH KILLS! POPEYE WANTED FOR QUESTIONING!

Yes, it's true--Homeland Security issued a statement earlier today.
While they are not directly accusing Popeye of working with Al Qaeda,
they do want to bring him in for questioning.

/sarcasm

So, CNN.Com reports that 94 people in 20 states (not even all 50) have
become sick (just sick, not dead, yet). So we're now running from
vegetables.

America, land of the not so free and the definitely not brave.

OMG! That leafy green thing's going to attack!! KILL IT!!!

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