He has built a brand new hospital in his hometown.
"Because he's uh, uh, uh--whuzzat called? Oh yeah, a carin' human bean!"
Well, that much IS cool. But he's still a whore for being your poster boy, Bush.
A friend has said of this good hearted man: “Mutombo believes that God has given him this opportunity to do great things.â€
"And he's right, I have--heh-heh-heh!"
And we are proud to call this son of the Congo our fellow American.
"Plus, he plays a mean b-ball!"
After her daughter was born, Julie Aigner-Clark searched for ways to share her love of music and art with her child.
"I told her to buy one of those iPod-things. I love those little guys! I don't much understand that iToon thing, though... little confusing!"
So she borrowed some equipment, and began filming children’s videos in her basement.
Wow--that's kind of scary, actually... "children's videos" in the basement?
The Baby Einstein Company was born – and in just five years her business grew to more than $20 million in sales.
Ah, but they only got that big because she paid an illegal immigrant twenty-five cents a month to run the camera.
In November 2001, Julie sold Baby Einstein to the Walt Disney Company, and with her help Baby Einstein has grown into a $200 million business.
"Everyone on Earth can... whut's that called? Oh yeah--sell out!"
Julie represents the great enterprising spirit of America. And she is using her success to help others – producing child safety videos with John Walsh of the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children.
Was she not available to be pointed out in the hall? Hm, perhaps she wasn't enough of a whore.
Julie says of her new project: “I believe it's the most important thing that I've ever done. I believe that children have the right to live in a world that is safe.†We are pleased to welcome this talented business entrepreneur and generous social entrepreneur – Julie Aigner-Clark.
Social entrepreneur and brainless, moral-free Bush supporter, apparently.
Yeah, that's great that you made millions of off kids, do you want to say something about how the Iraq war is bad?
Three weeks ago, Wesley Autrey was waiting at a Harlem subway station with his two little girls, when he saw a man fall into the path of a train. With seconds to act, Wesley jumped onto the tracks ... pulled the man into a space between the rails ... and held him as the train passed right above their heads. He insists he’s not a hero. Wesley says: “We got guys and girls overseas dying for us to have our freedoms. We got to show each other some love.â€
"You see, Wesley's fallen for my lies, hook, line and sinker. So I figured I'd reward him by blessing him with my presence."
There is something wonderful about a country that produces a brave and humble man like Wesley Autrey.
Actually, there's something completely corrupt and bad about a country that produces a man who doesn't quite get that American soldiers are in fact not dying for our freedoms in Iraq.
Tommy Rieman was a teenager pumping gas in Independence, Kentucky, when he enlisted in the United States Army.
"He also bought into our propaganda! Pretty cool, huh?"
In December 2003, he was on a reconnaissance mission in Iraq when his team came under heavy enemy fire. From his Humvee, Sergeant Rieman returned fire – and used his body as a shield to protect his gunner. He was shot in the chest and arm, and received shrapnel wounds to his legs – yet he refused medical attention, and stayed in the fight. He helped to repel a second attack, firing grenades at the enemy’s position. For his exceptional courage, Sergeant Rieman was awarded the Silver Star. And like so many other Americans who have volunteered to defend us, he has earned the respect and gratitude of our whole country.
What? He's not in the room tonight? WHAT A PUSSY!
Well, is he dead? Or what? Jeez, George, finish the damn story!
In such courage and compassion, ladies and gentlemen, we see the spirit and character of America – and these qualities are not in short supply.
Too bad they're non-existent in you.
This is a decent and honorable country – and resilient, too.
"Just look at much I've beaten the crap out of it!
We have been through a lot together. We have met challenges and faced dangers,
"Most of them create by and/or made worse by me!"
and we know that more lie ahead.
Ohhh, shit.
Yet we can go forward with confidence – because the State of our Union is strong ... our cause in the world is right ... and tonight that cause goes on.
Wow, he is so, so, so, very wrong.
Our union is NOT strong. 37 million Americans (of 300 million) are [http://www.census.gov/hhes/www/poverty/poverty05/pov05hi.html|below the poverty line]. Our military is stretched insanely thin in the Middle East and Afghanistan. If we had a formidable enemy in the world, now would be a great time to attack us. All they'd need as proof that we're not prepared right now to defend against any real attack is Katrina. Then, there are folks in Florida who are still living in [http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/09/16/AR2005091601922.html|FEMA camps from previous storms]. Our dollar is weak, we're still horribly strung out on oil, and the world is dying under the weight of global warming--a fact that we've only recently come to accept as reality. Oh yes, and our leader insists on lying to us over and over and over again.
Our union is NOT strong.
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