KEN STARR, I'M CALLING YOU OUT! (Life in General Bitchings for June 8, 1998!)

All right, Ken Starr! GIVE IT UP!! You tried to speed things up by skipping to the Supreme Court, but it didn't work and now you're stuck until October because our wonderful SC has the same schedule as HIGH SCHOOLERS! Instead of taking your time, why not just try the President in the Court of Public Opinion? WHO CARES what the LAW says??? Just show us the evidence you have that says Slick Willy was foolin' around with the Beverly Hills High School Graduate and let US decide!! STOP WASTING OUR TIME!!!!!