As regular visitors to ThePete.Com know, I am a heteroman. I like women in many shapes and sizes and for me, they don't even have to be fully naked--I know, I'm an exception to most males. Sticking with this line of thinking, I present to you the dumbest thing to come along in a while that is still somehow addictive:
What you do is type in single words that tell her what to do. Type in "beer" and she gets a beer from behind the bar and walks up to the camera (you) and bends over to put it on the table. You can type in "can" and "bottle" if you're not a draft guy.
While nothing with the VB is rated R :( the fun isn't always in getting her to serve you drinks, it's in seeing what else she will do. Here are a few fun commands I tried:
dance
pour
nuts
pillow fight
wet
shirt
fight (hillarious)
Of course, the popularity of this (literal) dumb broad is going through the roof so you might have some trouble, uh, using her. As I type this, I was testing a few commands out only to have the lovely lady lock up on me. Ah, the price of fame.
Anyway, check out below for a HUGE list of commands I stole off of some other site. There are loads of commands that get her to do duplicate things and alas, I don't have time to filter out the dupes--frankly, the guy who's site I got them from should have done it instead of wasting everyone's time.
OH and go here to beat the ads at the above link.
Virtual Bartender Commands
411
abracadabra
acknowledge
add
aerobic
air guitar
airguitar
ale
algebra
ali
altercate
angry
apply
argue
arm
arse
ass
astro boy
avril
backside
bad loser
balls
banana
bar
bar tap
bartender
bath
be
beam
beastie boys
become
beer
beer
beer.com
behind
belly
bench
bend
bend over
bic
bicker
big ones
bikini
blow
blowse
blue
boobs
boogie
book
bootie
bosum
bottle
bottle cap
bottom
boulders
bounce
bow
box
boxer
bra
brandish
break
breast
breech
brewskies
britney
brush
bubbly
bud
budweiser
bulge
bum
buns
busta
butt
butt
c3po
calculus
call
can
can
cap
carol
cartwheel
catnap
catwalk
cell
cerveza
chalk board
change
chant
chat
chatter
check out
cheeks
chest
chick
chortle
christina
chuckle
chug
clean
clothes
cluck
comb
combat
commotion
communicate
complain
consume
contortcoolio
coors
count sheep
counter
counter top
counter-top
cowboy
cowgirl
coyote ugly
croon
croutch
crush
crush
cushion
dance
danceMovie
darth vader
darthvader
deceive
defend
derriere
destroy
dirt
dirty pillows
display
display
disport
divide
dizzy
do
dog
downward
doze
dr dre
draw
drink
duff
dust
e mc
emcsquared
eminem
exercise
exhibit
exhibit
expose
face paint
fake
fanny
feel
feet
felate
fellatio
fetch
fight
fire
fix
flash
flaunt
flaunt
flex
flexible
flick
floor
flounce
fondle
french
friend
frolic
frustrated
g string
g-string
gal
get
giggle
girl
gitter jiggy
give
grab
groin
ground
guffaw
guitar
gun
guns
guy
gym
gymnastics
gyrate
gyre
hair
hal
hand stand
handstand
hat
head
head bang
head banger
headbang
headbanger
hee haw
heinie
hind end
hiney
hit
hold
holyfield
hoola hoop
hoolahoop
hooters
hop
hottie
hummer
hurt
hustler
intone
ja rule
jack daniels
jacket
jam
jay z
jd
jedi
jerk
jiggle
jitter
jiu jitsu
jiujitsu
joke
jones
jostle
jug
juggs
jump
jumping jack
jumping jacks
jumpingjack
karate
karess
kate moss
kate moss
keister
kick
kill
kiss
knee
knockers
korn
kung fu
kungfu
la hoya
lager
lambada
lap
laugh
lay
lean
led zepplin
lei mek
leimek
lick
lie
light
light saber
lighter
lil kim
limp bizkit
lip
lip gloss
lips
lipstick
lipstick
lol
lolli pop
lollipop
look
love
ludacris
luke
luke skywalker
lukeskywalker
lullaby
macarena
mad
magazine
magic
maim
make
make out
makeout
makeout
makeup
mambo
man
mariah carey
martial arts
martialart
math
melons
message
metal
metal head
metallica
metamorphose
method man
metropolis
mince
model
molson
morph
motorhead
multiply
muscle
naked
nap
neck
nipples
nips
number
nuts
ob
obliderate
obone
observe
orgasm
ozzy
panties
pants
parade
parade
party
pavement
pdiddy
peck
perform
perl jam
phone
phone number
physical
pillow
pint
pirouette
pitcher
play
playboy
porter
posterior
pour
pout
prance
press
pretend
pub
pucker
pull off
punish
push
push up
pushup
quarrel
quiver rattle
r2d2
rack
ramp
rap
rapper
rapping
reach
read
rear
rear end
reel
remove
reveal
revolve
rip
rip off
river dance
riverdance
rob zombie
robby
robot
robot
rock
rocky
ronson
rope
rotate
rowdy
rub
rump
sashay
say
scrap
scuffle
seat
seat
seduce
see
serenade
serve
shake
shania
shirt
shoe
shoot
shorts
shot
shotgun
show
show off
shower
siesta
sing
singing
skip
sky walker
skywalker
slacks
slap
sleep
slight
slumber
smack
smack
smooch
snap
snicker
sniggle
snog
snoop dog
snooze
sour puss
southern comfort
spank
spat
spin
split leg
splits
spread
squabble
squash
squeeze
squish
star wars
stella
stomach
stone temple
stool
stout
stretch
stride
strip
stripper
striptease
strive
struggle
subtract
suck
sucker
sulk
sums
sunshine
sunshine girl
supermodel
surf
surfing
swagger model
sweep
swimsuit
swirl
switch
t-shirt
ta tas
tail
tail end
take
take off
talk
tap
tap
tatas
tattoo
tehee
think
thong
throw
tickle
tiff
tin man
tits
titter
toes
tomatoes
tongue
top
topless
torso
toss
touch
tougue
transform
trig
trigonometry
trot out
tshirt
tune
turn into
tussle
twiki
twirl
underwear
upset
vocalize
walk
war
wave
wet
wheel
whirl
whiskey
whiskey sour
white russian
wicca
wiggle
wipe
witchcraft
workout
wrangle
write
yoga
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