Friday, July 1, 2005

Little Baby Short Man

DAMN, Tom Cruise is SHORT!

SHORT!


Dude looks like a Thunderbirds supermarionette in that pic!

Well, I give him kudos for not caring about being seen with a woman in high heels. There were rumors that when he would be out with Nicole Kidman, he'd never let her wear high heels.

Still--I wish he wouldn't be so much a freak. He's really making me not want to see his movie. I'm not even talking about the Scientology stuff and his stance against psychiatry. It's his behavior. He's acting like he's having a midlife crisis and in a week or two (after his new movie bombs) we'll find him hanging from his belt in a seedy hotel bathroom.

CALM DOWN, TOM! You're making us nervous! Besides--the only direction to go in after being that up is down.

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