Madonna Finally Pulls Head from Ass

ThisIsLondon.Com has photographic proof of Madonna's stupidity. Check out the picture below--it's an amazing shot (Nicked from [http://www.thisislondon.com/showbiz/articles/21684552?source=Daily%20Mail&ct=5|this article]) that manages to capture the aged pop diva miliseconds after she removed her head from her own ass. Take a look at this amazing photo:

Reports have already come in that she can now see that her husband, crappy filmmaker Guy Ritchie, only married her for her coattails. She is also said to have admitted that she really is old and that not airbrushing every photo she's in is perfectly acceptable.

There may be hope for Madonna and the Planet Earth, yet...

...if only my commentary were true... :)