WOW!! AN AUTHOR LIED IN A BOOK! MY GOD, THE HORROR!!!
And look at Oprah in her smart-but-feminine suit-jacket and white collared shirt. She looks so serious!
So she calls this loser out on her show and basically calls him a liar to his face and he fesses up.
WOW! OPRAH SAVES THE EARTH!
Forget Godzilla, forget Superman...
OPRAH'S MY NEW HERO!!
Oprah is a TRUE AMERICAN HERO!!
COME ON, BUSH! GIVE HER THE MEDAL OF FREEDOM! (Or whatever it is you gave Aretha Franklin for her bloody insignificant contributions to American society.
Really, America. Are the lies of an Oprah bookclub author the only lies you're mature enough to confront.
Yeah, yeah, America's still the best country on the planet...
But what does that say about the rest of the Earth?
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